"So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius, when suddenly I slip. And I start to fall. I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling. AHHH! AHHH! I'll never forget the terror.

"When suddenly I remember, 'Holy shit! Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days? And couldn't some of this, maybe, be in your mind?' And it was. I've never even been to Mt. Vesuvius!"